Two kayaks, three of us….and we lived

Yes – this post is *slightly* out-of-order. Deal with it! I may or may not happen to know someone coming down with his family next week so I wanted to make sure this post was written and it is WAY easier to write them out-of-order than God forbid catch up! Can you say lazy?

So the boys and I went to Ft. DeSoto this morning to kayak – like we have done a ton of times before. But this was the first time it was just the three of us. Not a huge deal – last year we went with mom and dad and only got three kayaks. But then I was able to stick the boys in one while I took a little break and escaped  – I mean, paddled out a bit – on my own. This time there was no escape. **sigh**

T started out on his own but after about five minutes he wanted to switch and ride with me. This was just after he paddled off and declared, “I am made for Florida and kayaking! Except the heat.” Yeah, it might sound sweet that he wanted to be with me but in true T fashion, he just wanted a free ride. So the boys switched and Andrew went off – and was happy. So was Mr. Free Ride. We had a great paddle out and saw some manatees that were….playing. Yeah, playing. We kind of kept a little distance – I had my fair share of being near playing manatees last year.

Then we paddled back in. Or tried to paddle back. The breeze and current we enjoyed on the paddle out – we were not enjoying on the way back. I also kind of forgot to take my rings off so my blistered finger is proof that we were working hard to get back. By “we”, I mean Andrew and I. Don’t forget that I had Mr. Free Ride. Did I mention that he asked if he could still use the jump seat when we first got there? I wish I was making that up. Andrew rocked the kayak ride back. I rocked the kayak ride back. T rocked the “are we there yet?” kayak ride back. He **almost** didn’t make it back. Don’t they say to get rid of dead weight? I don’t know who ‘they’ are, but it certainly sounded like perfect advice as I was paddling against the wind and current with T complaining most of the time. At least it was into the wind so I only heard every few words…but that got me into trouble because then he would complain that I “NEVER listen to him”. I wish. Did I say that? Anyway, we finally made it back – two of us a little more tired than the third.

Wait – I am supposed to make this sound good, right?? Really, it was. We have kayaked there many times and have always enjoyed it. If you happen to be in the area, and would like to visit Ft. DeSoto…..I would suggest you get there around 10:00-10:30. There are not just kayaks but canoes and bikes that you can rent. The beaches are beautiful and the fort area is pretty cool (especially if you happen to have young boys). The pier is fun to walk on and dolphins are usually around. You can also catch the ferry to Egmont Key – which is amazing and has a fort – but no bathrooms. Except the Gulf. Seriously.

We are going back to DeSoto within the next few days for a bike ride and I will do a quick blog on that, too! Oh, and it is $5 to get in and you will need $1.25 in change for the stupid tolls (even though it is about 10-15 minutes from a popular hotel) – if you happen to be in the area!

Mr. Free Ride

Mr. Free Ride

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Yesterday

It is one of my favorite Beatles songs. But that really isn’t the point of this blog. So….yesterday was kind of a relaxing day – for us. The boys got slightly annoyed (OK, more than slightly) at us because we made them so some school work. The horror!!!! Call cps!!! God forbid we make them somewhat keep up with their classes. They tried the guilt trips – “Our teachers didn’t send work!” Welllll….it sucks for them to have parents like us that email the teachers to see what would be covered. Ha ha ha ha!!!!!! (I would be rubbing my hands together in an evil way if I wasn’t typing). So they looked up some science things and sent emails to their teachers to tell them what they learned.
After that 30 minutes…..again, the horror of doing school work down here, we had them do some tee work for baseball. It was well documented and some pictures were sent to their coach. More proof that we aren’t slacking! (Well, I am – we aren’t letting them slack off)
THEN we goofed off. We hit the pool for a good amount of time until they decided that they were “STARVING”. Oh, and yes, T really DID go into the bathroom in full snorkel gear. If you have to ask, you haven’t met T or heard any T stories! Rich and I decided to take a quick walk down to the Gulf…and man are we glad we did! It was beautiful so we went back and got the boys….who suddenly forgot how they were on the verge of death from starvation. They spent a long time riding the waves!!
Then we really *were* hungry – so after five people showered in two bathrooms (fun times!) we went to The Brown Boxer….or The Cooper as I am calling it. I have renamed it after my hairy boyfriend – who isn’t my real boyfriend but is hairy – and is a brown boxer. But I do love him. And he loves me.
We figured we should take a nice walk on the beach – I mean, it kind of is one of the reasons we are here. So, the four of us headed out….dry. Three of us came back dry. Pretty sure everyone can guess who wasn’t dry. Shocking, I know. Just like the other night when he got wet while walking – and then “accidentally” fell in the pool on the way to the lobby. The good news though is that he did some PT on the beach! Wooo hoooo!!!
So, that was our boring day. Aren’t you glad you asked? Wait you didn’t….but you did read – so if you got bored, don’t blame me! Ha!
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A fantastic journey here….

Normally we make the trip to FL in a 1.5 days. Hey – you would, too, if you were driving with my boys! This year we decided to stop in NC and visit with one of my close friends and her family. Her son is a couple of years older than Andrew and as he put it, they are brothers from another mother. He really doesn’t know how true that is!

The Three Amigos!

The Three Amigos!

I love this woman!!!!

I love this woman!!!!

Saturday evening was very relaxing with dinner and hanging out – much needed after spending the day in the car. On Sunday we went to The Lazy 5 Ranch – which I did find somewhat fitting.

It was amazing! We have been to places where you can drive through animal exhibits but they weren’t anything near as cool as this one was. The other great thing was that we decided to take the wagon instead of driving through so we could learn about the animals (and I bought the book so I could remember things!). Let’s just say that I have never been that up close and personal with a water buffalo and its tongue! Can you say slimy????? But it was AWESOME!

Speaking of dinner – I was able to win a battle and treat them to dinner! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Even better though – taking my boys to watch poor Spencer at Cotillion. Yes, it is a real thing to all Northerners! For the hour before we left, he tried everything possible to get out of going and had two wingmen to help him. He needs to try harder next time.

Dude - that tongue!!!!
Dude – that tongue!!!!

There were a few times that T started begging for new pets…..who is surprised? Nobody?!? Yeah, didn’t think so! I am pretty sure our HOA frowns upon water buffalo, llamas, donkeys, and Scotch Highland Cattle. Meanwhile, Will and Joe were looking at the cattle and planning dinner.

The Lazy 5 - or 9 - Ranch!

The Lazy 5 – or 9 – Ranch!

T and Cassandra love this guy!

T and Cassandra love this guy!

Speaking of dinner – I was able to win a battle and treat them to dinner! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Even better though – taking my boys to watch poor Spencer at Cotillion. Yes, it is a real thing to all Northerners! For the hour before we left, he tried everything possible to get out of going and had two wingmen to help him. He needs to try harder next time.

Western Cotillion night! Poor Spencer!

Western Cotillion night! Poor Spencer!

He needs Cotillion classes!

He needs Cotillion classes!

Needless to say, we had a spectacular time. Cassandra, Will, Spencer, and Joe were great hosts and the boys all had a blast together. In fact, the boys are trying to plan the next get together. Not that Cassandra and I aren’t!!!  I am so grateful to have such amazing friends. I felt so comfortable and at home with Cassandra and her family and I know the boys did, too!